How guys charge their phone around friends vs around their girlfriend.
I used to put my phone on top of the refrigerator, in a kitchen cabinet, in the basket in my mama bathroom, between my mattress and box spring, basically anywhere but in the room with us. He was such a snoop then would bitch me out for hours …..
damnnn shawty was u hiding your cheating or nuclear weapons codes
THEY ARE SO CUTE
futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out
If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life
what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.
But when they get to know me, I’m like
Woogity Woogity Woogity
Shouts out the Swarovski for this wonderful right up . #keepitcoming #l3nfday